John's Pet Spider (9-27-03)
He was an orb-weaver spider, and was doing a nice job killing many bugs who had decided to live in my apartment.
Tragically on Saturday 10/25/03 a mean female orb-weaver spider came to his web. She used her womanly charm to seduce him, and then as if that was not enough she slaughtered and cannibalized him. This left us no choice but to kill the evil female spider, and avenge his death. He will truly be missed.